wHY DID aNAKIN CROSS THE ROAD? tO GET TO THE dARK sIDE!
hOW DO YOU KNOW fRODO IS TIRED? hE'S ALWAYS DRAGGING HIS FEET!
wHY CAN'T YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GOING TO THE BATHROOM AT hOGWARTS? bECAUSE THE \"p\" IS SILENT!